Europeans Share Their Most ‘What the What’ Moments From Visiting America

[post_page_title]Yummy Toxins[/post_page_title]

Don’t knock it till you try it. Those extra dozen ingredients in our fries is what gives them that delicious just-fresh-out-of-a-toxic-vat taste. Our burgers contain the juicy hormone-filled goodness that pops in your mouth. And we don’t dare dilute our syrup with fluoride-filled water. We use undiluted straight-up sweetness-laden syrup.

Yummy Toxins

Even our pre-packaged and pre-cut apples have a delicious lemony coating that keeps them from turning brown — ever. Of course our food doesn’t taste the same!

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