Europeans Share Their Most ‘What the What’ Moments From Visiting America

[post_page_title]Neon Poop[/post_page_title]

This person has definitely not hung out outside 7-Eleven refilling Slurpee after blue Slurpee on Saturday afternoons as a teenager. Because if this person had, they wouldn’t be so surprised. They’d know how technicolor our poop can be. Americans love our food dye. Our food dye is so strong, it stains our Formica countertops.

Neon Poop

It’s so vibrant, we use Kool-Aid to dye our hair neon colors…and the dye stays in our hair forever. It won’t wash out. Our food dye is weapons-grade nuclear.

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