[post_page_title]Justin Hammer – the MCU’s idiot savant[/post_page_title]
We still think about Sam Rockwell’s Justin Hammer from Iron Man 2 sometimes. While his “store brand Tony Stark” shtick is completely underwhelming as a villain, he also happens to be the sequel’s best character. Case in point, his weapons sales pitch to Rhodey. Hammer goes off on a long, absurd monologue about how great his weapons are.
The last one pitched is the “Ex-Wife,” a bullet so smart that if it was any smarter, it’d write “a book that’d make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon.” The easily-missed joke here is that James Joyce’s Ulysses WAS partially written in crayon, because Joyce’s eyesight was incredibly poor.
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